occasionallyomniscient:

rubysevens:

Danny Devito and Jeff Goldblum both give off chaotic energies, but in opposite directions. One is the yin to the other’s yang. However, both are everyone’s uncle

Danny is ur dad’s brother and Jeff is ur mom’s

cursedcatimages:

mightylesbian:

liverhoney:

um. titty

thebootydiaries:

how men b looking at you while revving their engine

Up in the club like

airlesscell:

My stomach is not feeling well can I have a ginger ale please

paranormal-actiddies:

owlmylove:

owlmylove:

when ur drunk any bathroom is a save point

i have no memory of posting this

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